Saturday, December 22, 2012

#619: 3rd Annual TAD Awards

OK, we made it thru the End Of The World, but can we make it thru the end of the year? That Fiscal Cliff is looming & we're all about 2 plunge screaming over the edge.
& meanwhile, in the Midwest the Sun has been sucked in2 a black hole & states from Nebraska 2 Wisconsin have been buried in 2 feet of snow. Just ask my buddy Crabby....
But let's let all that go & get down 2 Business:
Barring any further miracles, here R the winners & losers of the 3rd Annual TAD Awards 4 the best & worst Strange Music & Books of the past year. It should B noted that this was all new-2-me stuff, unless noted otherwise.
I didn't think 2012 was a very good year, but consider this an early Xmas present anyway. Just without a big bow on it. Or the fancy wrapping paper. Or the annoying relatives who never leave....

BIGGEST MUSICAL DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR (locally) -- Seattle's KMTT-FM "The Mountain" drops LITTLE STEVEN'S UNDERGROUND GARAGE.
BEST MUSIC-RELATED BOOKS OF THE YEAR -- Rob Sheffield's great musical memoir LOVE IS A MIX TAPE; Simon Reynolds' Xcellent post-punk history RIP IT UP AND START AGAIN. Also very good: ALWAYS IN TROUBLE, AN ORAL HISTORY OF ESP-DISK by Jason Weiss; WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN: THE WHO FROM LIFEHOUSE TO QUADROPHENIA by Richie Unterberger; & A WIZARD/A TRUE STAR: TODD RUNDGREN IN THE STUDIO by Paul Myers.
WORST ALBUMS -- Against a LOT of heavy competition, the losers R ... Borbetomagus's (1st), screaming punk-jazz from 1980 without a single recognizable melody ... & Pat Metheny's ZERO TOLERANCE FOR SILENCE, 45 mins of screaming electric-guitar feedback. No melodies here, either.
MOST DISTURBING ALBUM -- Cromagnon's CAVE ROCK/ORGASM (1969). Thanx a LOT, Crabby....
BEST ALBUMS OF THE YEAR -- Love's FOREVER CHANGES (1967), The Kinks' VILLAGE GREEN PRESERVATION SOCIETY (1968), Nick Drake's PINK MOON (1972). FOREVER CHANGES is mostly gorgeous psychedelia. VILLAGE GREEN is acoustic small-town British nostalgia, with some great songs. PINK MOON is pretty great 4 an album that's perceived as a sort of suicide note; it's as good as anything Nick ever did.
BEST SONGS OF THE YEAR -- Porcupine Tree: "The Sound Of Muzak." The Jam: "That's Entertainment." Sandy Denny: "The Simple Joys of Brotherhood." Left Banke: "She May Call You Up Tonight." Cocktail Slippers: "Keeps on Dancing."
WORST TREND -- I spent a lot of $$$ & time last Winter & Spring trying-out new-2-me music -- Butthole Surfers, Cramps, Wire, Gang of Four, & MANY others. It was mostly not worth the trouble. But I'm still open 4 suggestions, anything that will jolt me out of my ongoing musical boredom....
BEST AUTOBIOGRAPHY -- BETTER TO HAVE LOVED, Judith Merril & Emily Pohl-Weary. The 1st 2/3rds of this is gripping, as young SF fan Judy Merril goes to NYC in the '40s, marries writer Frederik Pohl, & befriends most of the world's most famous science-fiction writers. Later the story narrows down, but it's still a great self-portrait....
MOST DISAPPOINTING BIOGRAPHY -- Ray Coleman's LENNON. Not much new here....
MOST DISAPPOINTING MUSIC-RELATED BOOK: Andrew Hultkranz's FOREVER CHANGES. It's not based on much. Which is 2 bad, because the album it's about is GREAT....
BEST JOKES -- Keith Altham, THE PR STRIKES BACK. Altham zings Jagger, Townshend & dozens of other music stars in a book only a former publicity guy could write.
BEST NOVEL -- I only read 2 new-2-me novels all year. Shocking. It takes a lot 4 fiction 2 hold my attention these days. Both novels were by Max Barry. SYRUP is slightly funnier, with lotsa laffs, & with its non-stop jokes & 1-sentence chapters it's perfect 4 people with short attn spans. Like me. & its subject -- marketing & consumer society -- we're stuck up 2 R necks in.... Barry's JENNIFER GOVERNMENT is well worth yer time, 2. But it's even scarier....
MOST READ POSTS -- #523 "Laundry-doin' music" became the most-viewed post in the history of the Back-Up Plan, thanx 2 a link from the good folks at KindaKinks.net. That post included a review of the Kinks' VILLAGE GREEN PRESERVATION SOCIETY. "Laundry-doin music" has about 100 more views than "Back to the Roots," which is now far behind in 2nd place. #582 "The Best!" included a LONG list of capsule reviews of the best Strange Music albums I've heard all the way thru.
WORST SONG OF THE YEAR -- Adele: "Someone Like You." Hey, didn't she win this award LAST year? Well, there's nothing in the rules that sez that can't happen....

3 comments:

Perplexio said...

If you're looking for a fun and quick (only 85 pages) music read check out 33 Days In the Hole: The Chicago Experiment. It's an eBook on Amazon (only $.99) A metalhead spends an entire month listening only to Chicago-- one release/day through Feb. 2012. Whether or not you're a fan of Chicago, his musings are rather interesting. I had a few laugh out loud moments when reading it.

TAD said...

Thanx, Plex -- sounds like fun. Sorta like a SUPER SIZE ME with Chicago rather than McDonald's, eh? I might survive a crash diet like that....

R S Crabb said...

Cromagnon! Told you it was out of the ordinary and only ESP Disk could ever release this type of music. And it remains in print from the fine folk at ESP Disk Too. Cheers!

http://www.espdisk.com/official/catalog/2001.html